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Welcome to the Killer Rabbit Slippers Page!
Rabbits are normally herbivores who feed by grazing on grass, forbs, and leafy weeds. Well, not this one. That’s no ordinary rabbit. Give it a chance, and this killer rabbit will leap at your throat and chop your head off in a heartbeat. Don’t be fooled by the soft white fur of this beast. For it is a dangerous and evil rodent with teeth as sharp as knives; it is the most foul and cruel creature you ever set eyes on. Many brave knights have attempted to take on the killer rabbit but ended up as scattered bones at the opening of the cave of Caerbannog! A harmless little bunny it is not!
The original killer rabbit was finally exterminated by The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. However, the grenade could not kill the legend that was born that day, and the legend of the killer rabbit is so powerful it has sustained for decades with all sorts of rites to preserve it. And you are invited to keep the legend alive by becoming an owner of these killer rabbit slippers that will flap their mouth open to expose razor sharp plush teeth with each step you take. I urge you to consider the matter favorably, for you do not want to provoke the spirit of the Killer Rabbit. if, however, you decide to leave this page without purchasing the killer rabbit slippers, I suggest you Run For Your Life!
Before we part, let me cite a few verses of great importance:
‘O Lord, bless this Thy Killer Rabbit Slippers that, with it, Thou mayest quash Thine enemies and drink their blood in Thy mercy.’
And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou put on the Left Killer Rabbit Slipper. Then, shalt thou put on the Right Killer Rabbit Slipper. First Left. Then Right. Left then right shalt be the order in which thou shalt put on thy slippers, and the number of the slippers shalt be two. Three shalt thou not count, nor either count thou four, excepting that thou then proceed to two. Once the two slippers, two being the right number, be on, then, trod thou thy Killer Rabbit Slippers towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall be slaughtered.’
Amen!

Welcome to the Chewbacca Slippers Page!
Chewbacca is called to by many names: a hairy beast, fuzzball, a big walking carpet. But none of these names tell the real story of Chewbacca. The core of Chewbacca is gentle and compassionate and sensitive. His obsession with mechanics should not fool you to underestimate the size of his heart. And I’m telling you this since the moment I saw the Chewbacca slippers, I could not but admire the way they capture the essence of his character. Not many slippers are designed with such a quality of perception. They are nothing short of a work of art. It’s almost a shame to use these slippers for walking. However, the beautifully designed Chewbacca head is only complementary to a set of warm and comfortable slippers, which are very useful in those cold winter days. These exceptional character slippers embody a rare combination of both quality of form and quality of function. One is not at the expense of the other. When you put the Chewbacca slippers on, they will not only warm your feet but also warm your heart. Whether you’re a Star Wars fan or not, have a close look at these artistic slippers. They are adorable. If you’re looking for a useful and affordable gift that will be received with smiles and joy, the Chewbacca slippers is your choice.

Welcome to the Darth Vader Slippers Page!
I’ve been waiting for you. We meet again at last. The circle is now complete. Now you can become the master. Now you can own the power of the fun side. Put the Darth Vader Slippers on and today will be a day long remembered. Wear the Darth Vader Slippers and feel how strong the force of the Fun is. The Darth Vader Slippers will compel you to enjoy and do nothing of consequence but engage in play and employ of your imagination. I sense something, a presence of sneer and skepticism. I do find your lack of faith disturbing. It is obvious you don’t know the power of the fun side! Imagine, just for once, sticking your own feet into Darth Vader’s face. You have to see and acknowledge my sincere efforts to find new ways to motivate you to acquire the fun force of the Darth Vader Slippers. If you feel you can forgo this opportunity to put your foot in Darth Vader’s mouth, I will have to relay this to the Emperor. If you are still reading this and not taking action to obtain the slippers, it is a sign of resistance. You are unwise to offer resistance. You cannot resist forever, son. You will ultimately be overcome with the urge to own the Darth Vader Slippers, but then it will be too late! They will be out of stock! Don’t fail me again, son. Go now. Release your desire. Stomp the face of the earth with the Darth Vader Slippers!

Welcome to the Yoda Slippers Page!
Happens to everyone sometimes this does. Desire to feel the force of the Yoda Slippers! This desire I sense in you. Grave danger you are in. Impatient you are to put Yoda slippers on. Once you start down the path of the Yoda Slippers, forever will it dominate your feet. For always are warm and comfortable the Yoda Slippers and always two there are, no more, no less: a left Yoda Slipper and a right Yoda Slipper. Fun is the path of the Yoda Slippers. Fun leads to joy. Joy leads to love. Love leads to life. Ready are you to fun? What know you of fun? Blind you are, if creation of these magnificent artistic Yoda Slippers you could not see. Use your feeling and find fun you will. And when 900 years the Yoda Slippers reach, look as good, they will not. (but for a couple of years they will do just fine). Go now. If wish you own the Yoda Slippers you must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. Try not. Buy or buy not, there is no try. Size matters not. Yoda Slippers fit most adults. May the slippers be with you.

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