What do you mean you aren’t lucky? Man, you are one lucky bug to have reached this page. You have reached a page of beauty. You don’t find beauty like THAT every Day. These Mulan slippers are not just beautiful, they are rare. Rare and beautiful. It’s a great gift to give your daughter. Ah, my friend, my eyes can see straight through your armor. You are not easily impressed. You are like a mountain, no matter how the wind howls, you will not bow to it. But I am here to sway you and lead you to the desired end of enthusiastically taking action and purchasing this extraordinary item. Let me be quite clear about it. If you leave this page without buying you will miss this opportunity and when you confront your daughter and confess you had missed the chance to purchase this rare product, she would lash out, crying, “Missed it? How could you miss it? It was three-clicks away from you!” Excuse me for a minute, I have to… ring the gong, I summon my honorable ancestors and bag them to help me impress you. Oh, honorable ancestors, please, PLEASE help me persuade this visitor. How many more words will it take to deliver the message?
OK. I’m sorry you had to wait. I hope we’re still in this together. Or not. Anyway, where was I? Ah, yes. Mulan, beautiful Mulan, decorating your child’s feet. You know, once your precious one will put these on she will be famous. People from all over the country will come to see her magical slippers. She will look like a bride! She will bring your family honor!
I’m getting there. I know I am. Even if you’re not convinced yet, I know you’re close to be, and I know it takes just a single grain of rice to tip the scale, so I am going to push further still. Please, there are not many left. If you don’t order now, the next time you visit this page it may be too late. “Out of stock” is what you’ll find instead. As you have probably noticed, I have made up my mind to make you buy this one, and I’m not letting you go. Boy, don’t be a fool to skip this opportunity. Have I said it already? No, really, I mean it. Behold this powerful, pleasurable Mulan footwear. Any girl, and I’m sure yours too, will be thrilled by the princess like design. It will bring her serenity, it will bring her balance. Will it take a miracle to convince you?
Please. Think before you skip.